mcshep AU's with neither Rodney or John as physicist or pilot

[anonymoouse.livejournal.com]

I am trying to get together a list of AU's and wondered if anyone has any suggestions. I am looking for ones where neither have ever been their usual occupations. So for example I would not include Academics by Pru (all time favourite read)as Rodney is still a physicist but would include all those musician ones or skaters or chefs etc.To clarify I want them to be human and to be on Earth and have a contemporary setting. Will take any where they used to be physicist/pilot but have now got new occupations.
( The list AU occupations I've collected so far )

So any suggestions?

Rodney hurt, John taking care of him

[eccentricweft.livejournal.com]

I'm craving some serious McShep h/c and my laptop (with all my bookmarks) is unavailable.

I want more hurt than comfort at the moment; it's not the day for fluff. The best recent example I can think of is Cold Toes by saffronhouse which has John accompanying Rodney to visit his seriously crazy mother, getting a clue into Rodney's childhood, while Rodney also has broken bones etc from a mission gone bad. At the end you think 'Oh my God, at least he has John to help him through it and keep him from wanting to kill himself..." because the implications of his childhood history are so chilling.

*That* -- more please, would be so much appreciated right now.

John saying no to Rodney

[elkebaby.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for fic where Rodney goes off with someone else (Jennifer, Katie, some guy, whoever) and then decides to come back to John. And instead of saying yes, John says "no" or maybe "not in a million years because you threw me away and i'm not your toy"...you know, something like that. Or if he does take Rodney back, he makes him work for it & prove he wants him.

Also, I'm in the mood for a good cry, can anyone recommend a fic that made them cry? Especially if you cried because you were touched, but anything you can recommend would be great.

Thanks!

Stargate program declassified and John targeted fics

[indusnm.livejournal.com]

Hi,

I'm looking for slash or gen (no het) fics where the Stargate program goes public. But unlike most of the fics I read, I don't want Rodney to be targeted by fundamentalists. I would like to read fics where the crazy people go after John instead.

Please don't rec any bigbang fics-I've read them all!

Thanks

Indus