sgarecfinders | mcshep AU's with neither Rodney or John as physicist or pilot (Reply)

I am trying to get together a list of AU's and wondered if anyone has any suggestions. I am looking for ones where neither have ever been their usual occupations. So for example I would not include Academics by Pru (all time favourite read)as Rodney is still a physicist but would include all those musician ones or skaters or chefs etc.To clarify I want them to be human and to be on Earth and have a contemporary setting. Will take any where they used to be physicist/pilot but have now got new occupations.
This is what I have so far
John Rodney
3 day eventer/Trainer
rider/Trainer?
surfer/vet
Rodeo rider/vet
Violin player/composer
Dog walker/lab?
Marine tech/vet
president/Campaign manager
president/something
hygienist/dentist
musicologist/Conductor?
singer/keyboard
Emergency person/volcanologist
fisherman/chef
model/painter
photographer/Food preparer
Porn star/Porn star
Figure skater/Hockey player
Ice skater/Ice skater goalie
skater/coach
Figure skater/curling
student Aquarium/diver owner
Soccer player/goalie
physicist/biologist
golfer/journalist
designer/designer
Acrobat/trapeze/Circus manager
Demolition /consultant
actor/Psychic to the Stars
skier/Ski run designer
Bee keeper/chef
model/designer
FBI/Surveillance
pitcher/catcher
Interior designer/Interior designer
model/reporter
fisherman/Restaurant owner
Cop/Bounty hunter
Coffee shop/Museum exhibit designer
Barman/Chef
Restaurant manager/Chef
warrior/Body painter priest
Knight/monk
Jewish student/Jewish student
haunted/ ghostbuster
Baker/Food critic
Coffee shop/Coffee shop worker
librarian/Bookshop owner
engineer/Air force
doctor/doctor
Professor/doctor
Ambulance driver/doctor
Air ambulance/doctor
Football coach/teacher
lifeguard/Camp counsellor
Business man/bartender
scientist/military
?/P I
detective/ME
Fed/forensic anthropologist
cop/csi
Detective/musician
Office worker/Office worker
receptionist/Computer programmer
bike messenger/Office worker
Relationship coach/Business man
coach/teacher
Coach/Teacher
sociolinguist/theoretical syntactician
doctor/ ?
doctor/military
Driver/mechanic
Karate/ lawyer
Lumberjack/Greenpeace activist
Driver/Pit mechanic
Music star/reporter
actor/agent
writer/ghost
model Air plane collector/tollbooth
Ballet dancer/Ballet master
Decorator(elf)/?
Reporter/derivatives
bookkeeper/Carnival mechanic
Cattle drover australia/biologist
Priest/?
Conman/ conman
Math teacher/soloist
Anti globalisation protester/Anti globalisation protester
Hairdresser/colourist
Shoe sales/Guest services
Show host/inventor
marching band/band
Band/Band
Porn student/fluffer
Art model/Art student
boyfriend/Rock star
Deputy Communications Director/ Deputy Chief of Staff
Florist/florist
Gigolo/ pimp
lifeguard/Algae biologist
Vintage guitar seller restorer/selmelier
dancer/ pianist
Singer/songwriter/Record label rep
Agent?fbi?/musician
Bowling /bowling
academic/Gangsters moll
Delivery /vet
fisherman/fisherman
Congressional page/Congressional page
Shepherd/Sheep rustler
Nude model/photographer
Bodyguard/billionaire
Astronaut/astronaut
assistant/composer
Ghost hunter/Talk show host
fireman /?
Trapeze/clown
Aerospace engineer/Sci fi writer
glastonbury/musician
actor/ scriptwriter
conman /Conman computer person
Spy Jessica rabbit/ spy handler/body guard
Cop/ hacker
customer/ Cell phone repairer
assistant/ Kids science show
Porn star/ Porn star
Chief of staff senator weir/ Congress librarian
Big game hunter/ paleontologist
Alien/ musician
musician/agent

So any suggestions?