Find SGA Stories in a Specific Genre

Okay, a few years ago I wrote a Startrek Voyager fic where Tom Paris was flying the Delta Flyer in a way where it seemed he was making love to it. I was reminded of the fic while watching a SGA episode and noticed how well John flew the puddle jumper so I wondered...

1) are there any fics that compare John's flying the puddle jumper to making love? Ideally written as if John was making love to the puddlejumper but failing that maybe a John POV fic that has at least one scene where he's flying a jumper.

2) are there any fics where Rodney expresses jealousy in the "you pay more attention to that sports car puddlejumper than me? Or fics that have him jealous because he wishes John would touch HIM the way he touches the jumper?

3) are there fics where the team teases John about his connection to the jumpers? or where the team embarrasses him by recounting just how well the jumper responds to him?

Heck any fic that focusses on John and the puddlejumper would be great, even a John/puddlejumper one, should one exist.

McShep or gen preferred. I chose the tags that seemed to mostly apply, mods please adjust them if necessary.