Find SGA Stories in a Specific Genre

Hi all, may I pleae request in the genre of;

1. Scientist AU: where Rodney is a scientist working in a lab or whatever, no stargate. John is the military or regular security in the building. There have got to be some out there... I just need me some Rodney being super smart and John being like his bodyguard and them falling (or just being) in love.
John/Rodney, if one or both of them are female in the story I don't mind.

2. John being the one to come home with Rodney to the Brainstorm episode instead of dr. Keller (I do love her, but just not with Rodney). Again, more smart Rodney on earth amongst his peers and John just being there and being supportive and stuff.

3. Does anyone have any fics where John is just absurdly proud of how smart/geeky his boyfriend is, especially if Rodney is chewing someone else out for something. I love John being so fond

Again, John and Rodney can be male, female, whatever,

thank you.

Ok, this might seem a weird request.

I've been reading some fics recently, there seems to be a common theme in bdsm au fics or sentinel fics where John and Rodney are either alpha prime sentinel/guides, or the top most trained and awesome Dom/sub, which I find a little annoying after reading so many.

So, does anyone know of any fics, cannon or au, where they aren't?

Where Rodney is actually a genuinely godawful sub, he just doesn't get all the little things es supposed to do because hey, genius, no time fr stupid things like normal social conventions. But hey, John is just as bad for a Dom, so hey, they can make it work.

Where the two of them are not immediately the ultimate epically brilliant leaders of the sentinel Dom/sub au world, where they're sort of muddling through like they do in cannon, where they still have to take orders from those higher in the chain of command than themselves.

Failing any fics with the above theme, could I get some au fics where John is a security detail set to work at the Lab Rodney works at? Can be Area 51, sgc, complete au. There doesn't have to be some epic plot. Mcshep. Fem!mckay. Whatever you can find.

Please someone tell me that there is a McShep Independance day fusion. I need this fic like burning!
On a slightly related note, are there any Sign's fusions?

And on an unrelated note. Does anyone know if any fic exsists where McKay is considered something close to a Miracle Worker by the people they meet on other worlds. You know, where maybe he fixes something on one planet, and four planets later the team stumble across a planet who have been waiting for the arrival of the Miracle Worker to save their settlement from disasster. So Atlantis plays on this sudden celebrity and begins o send out the other scientists to other worlds, but a great number are waiting for a visit from Rodney, who thinks this is just awesome, like having a cult dedicated to him... hell, he is GOD! it wouldn't so totally go to his head. But yeah, something with that sort of theme.

And lastly, Any fics where Rodney is coveted by other worlds, that episode Brotherhood was a perfect chance for Kolya to steal Rodney from Atlantis, but he didn't. Any fic that forces Atlantis to revaluate just how much Rodney means to them and the mission as a whole.

(ok, so I lied, this one is the last one) Any new Atlantis breaks away from earth. Maybe something where they steal Atlantis from the bay and fly it back, determined to become proper membes of the peagus galaxy. The newer one's please, I'm already working my way through all the ones on the site.

Thank you!

OMG, I am becoming obssessed with this series again. Bad idea! But just had a thought. Are there any fics where everyone changes genders, ir John, Rodney, Ronan, carson radek etc, are all women and elizabeth, Keller, Sam carter, Miko etc are all men? I just thought it would make the most awesome fic ever... I may need to write it myself if possible.  failing that could I beg your aid in finding fics where both John and Rodney are women (both of them not one or other) and how this would affect the plot of the series, would missions be harder, or easier? How would Atlantis staff handle having two (or three if Elizabeth isn't changed into a man) female leaders.