send in the clowns....

[busaikko]

Indulge me, beautiful people. I have this persistent hankering for John Sheppard fics featuring clowns (okay, it was the clown noncon I found last week that seduced me to the big top, I admit). Crack is fine, or slash, or gen, darkfic/deathfic/firsttime fic (OMG fisttime clown fic FTW!) or anything with: John -- and clowns. Please?

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[debris_k.livejournal.com]

*pounces on the chocolatey goodness*
...Wait, some of these are actually new to you? I was sure I was just going through the motions for forms sake, here. <:o)

[busaikko]

I think all of these are new, though I do vaguely recall reading the NFL one... sometime... somewhere. (I'm not that fond of clowns myself, but for some reason I just had this itch....) So: YAY! * has Callum deliver more munchies *

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

*pounces on CKR/Newbie(?) as well* I like the clown references in fics, but sadly there are really only a few of them that do more than just mention John's intense dislike. :-) Still, a simple search for *clowns* among my read fics came up with the above few, so I'm happy. I wish there were more of them, too!

[busaikko]

*watches your icon intently*

Perhaps the fandom needs a crack clown challenge. It's canon! And creepy! And wrong!

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

Totally! It would be tres cool - Zelenka would look outraged in make-up and a big red nose, and John would be the belle of the ball with his DO NOT WANT hissy-fitting antics. *is feeling ev0l*