send in the clowns....

[busaikko]

Indulge me, beautiful people. I have this persistent hankering for John Sheppard fics featuring clowns (okay, it was the clown noncon I found last week that seduced me to the big top, I admit). Crack is fine, or slash, or gen, darkfic/deathfic/firsttime fic (OMG fisttime clown fic FTW!) or anything with: John -- and clowns. Please?

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[busaikko]

*watches your icon intently*

Perhaps the fandom needs a crack clown challenge. It's canon! And creepy! And wrong!

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

Totally! It would be tres cool - Zelenka would look outraged in make-up and a big red nose, and John would be the belle of the ball with his DO NOT WANT hissy-fitting antics. *is feeling ev0l*