Everyone has an ass (except for The Boy With An Arse For A Face; he has two)

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Maybe this is a weird request, but are there any stories out there that focus on people being obsessed with someone's nipples or ass, where the object of obsession isn't Rodney McKay?

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[skaredykat.livejournal.com]

Trying to find a particular (McShep) one for you (http://community.livejournal.com/sgastoryfinders/3191951.html)...

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I hope someone finds it, because I don't think I've ever read that fic.

[skaredykat.livejournal.com]

Hee, I hope someone remembers which one it is too!
Of course it'll probably turn out to be one of cesperanza's (about which I'll go "doh!") as stories of which people sorta-remember a particular turn of phrase so often are. ;)

[skaredykat.livejournal.com]

Yay! busaikko found the story where Rodney thought John didn't have a nice ass but then gets to admire it and eventually admits to its greatness: Boxers or Briefs (http://www.eternalvox.net/forcryinoutloud/AtlantisFic/Boxers.html) by forcryinoutloud. McShep, ~2750 words.

Also located via the sgastoryfinders search, the meta/authorial-change-of-direction bit from early days of fandom where cesperanza's initial assertion that Rodney had no ass was (roundly) impugned. (In Clarity (http://www.trickster.org/speranza/cesper/Clarity.html), the sequel to resonant8's Resolution (http://www.trickster.org/res/resolution.html) and prequel to astolat's Composition (http://www.intimations.org/fanfic/stargate/Composition.html)). But on being presented with counterarguments (http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/88191.html?thread=2284159#t2284159)/pictorial evidence (http://cesperanza.livejournal.com/78419.html), cesperanza changed it to John appreciating Rodney's very fine ass. \o/ Which is not actually relevant to your search for people appreciating not-Rodney's assets, but didn't you want some nostalgic meta (and an excuse to reread those three stories) on your weekend? ;)

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Thank you, for the story and the nostalgic meta. :)

[skaredykat.livejournal.com]

You're welcome :)

And sorry, I thought I'd read other stories where someone appreciated Ronon's fine assets for a change, or another one or two where John was explicitly appreciated, but alas, I failed at refinding them. :| *goes off to re-read/procrastinate some more, even if can't quite find stories for this search*

[tetsubinatu.livejournal.com]

Oh that is so unfair! *weeps* None of the photos for Rodney's ass or Joe's er... frontal nudity works! Just because I'm five or six years late to the party... *sulks*

[skaredykat.livejournal.com]

Alas, I never got to see that Sheppard one I believe you're referring to, and many of the McKay ones are gone too -- but... I like to believe that some of the latter were included in this excellent picspam (http://trinityofone.livejournal.com/49573.html). :)

[tetsubinatu.livejournal.com]

Thank you! That does seem quite probable, doesn't it! I'll just have to hope that the Sheppard one pops up later... :)

[almostnever.livejournal.com]

Short but amusing, with some appreciation for John's ass: Flirt by yinagain (http://yin-again.com/flirt.htm).

Also by Yin, Complementary Colors (http://yin-again.com/compcolors.htm) and sequel Analogous Colors (http://yin-again.com/analogous.htm) have lots of description and appreciation for John's body, ass included.

[almostnever.livejournal.com]

Sorry, forgot to specify: all three are John/Rodney.

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Thank you!