Two requests

[vacilicamalfoy.livejournal.com]

1. Crackfics
To be honest, I never really understood the difference between crackfics and humour, but I think I'm looking for crackfics. Just fics where the plot is so outlandish and out there that you wonder how the author could POSSIBLY come up with it!

2. Turned into animals
Are there any fics where some characters get turned into animals?

As always my preference is McShep, but I'll read anything really.
Thanks in advance

Comments

[dreaming-k.livejournal.com]

My two favcorite crackfics are Stuck on you (http://darsynia.livejournal.com/93658.html) by darsynia, the one where John and Rodney are icecubes (yeah, you read that right) and The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love (http://bitter-crimson.livejournal.com/577790.html) by bitter_crimson, the one where they are cookies. Both McShep.

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

♥

[dreaming-k.livejournal.com]

Well, the story is awesome, no way about it. :) And that icon is made of win!

[vacilicamalfoy.livejournal.com]

Wow thanks! I found the icecube story a bit too weird, but the cookie one was absolutely hilarious! Thanks!

[8dreamcatcher8.livejournal.com]

For #2, there's the excellent Foreign Territory verse where John can shapeshift into a Kiowata (kind of a horse) and has a mental bond with Rodney.
First: http://www.area52hkh.net/asl/larabee/forter01.php
And then: http://home.arcor.de/macx/sga/threehours.html

It's a crossover with the brillant Borderlines verse (Magnificent Seven fandom), so I'll give you the link to these stories too, if you're interested. But if I remember correctly, you don't NEED to read them first to understand.

If you want, read in that order:
1: http://home.arcor.de/larabee/mag7/sgone.html
(links to following chapters at the bottom of the page)
2: http://home.arcor.de/larabee/mag7/m7slfic.html
(from top to bottom)

[vacilicamalfoy.livejournal.com]

Thank you! That sounds great, I'll start reading as soon as I have some time!

[astridv.livejournal.com]

The one where they're socks: You Only Ever Lose One (http://thighholster.livejournal.com/1252.html) (McShep)

[vacilicamalfoy.livejournal.com]

WOW! WTF? Seriously, how do people come up with such plots, It's absolutely brilliant!

[strawfyre.livejournal.com]

For 1
Ancient Zombies, Brotherly Love, and Other Strange Tales.
http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/816495.html

Fuzzy Duck Smell
http://devildoll.livejournal.com/697780.html

Fairy tale recs
http://debris-k.livejournal.com/12251.html#cutid1

For 2
Checkmate - verse
http://beadattitude.livejournal.com/267757.html
- John is turned into a cat

Little Bear
http://kellifer-fic.livejournal.com/25065.html
Sun Bear
http://kellifer-fic.livejournal.com/42069.html
Kodiak
http://kellifer-fic.livejournal.com/46136.html
Five People who stole Little Bear
http://kellifer-fic.livejournal.com/69585.html#cutid1
- turned into bears

Title: All Places Are Alike To Me
http://volefan.livejournal.com/19860.html

The Wheel, Atlantis, Wars And So On
http://www.trickster.org/speranza/cesper/Wheel.html

More animal tranformation recs
http://debris-k.livejournal.com/31676.html

[vacilicamalfoy.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'm already mostly through with them. So many great stories!

[strawfyre.livejournal.com]

here's a humour/crack!fic rec list
http://incidental-fire.livejournal.com/16503.html

[vacilicamalfoy.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Haven't had time to check it out yet, but I'm looking forward to it!

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

#2 - I've collected a bunch of animal transformations recs (http://debris-k.livejournal.com/31676.html), and I think you'll also find some of the previous posts under our transformation!fic tag (http://community.livejournal.com/sgagenrefinders/tag/transformation-fic) also fit your request.

#1 - My favest of crackfics, other than a bunch of the Animal!AUs (http://debris-k.livejournal.com/31447.html) (yes, I collected a bunch of recs of those as well :-) - you should make sure not to miss out on "But Where Would They Live"! ) are inanimate!object!AUs or turned-into-inanimate-objects!fics, not surprisingly. A earlier this year I posted a request for recs, and this is the lovely bunch (http://community.livejournal.com/sgagenrefinders/153409.html) that I got. Totally has the best of the best there, with bonus they-are-body-parts!fic. (Viva la crack!)

My favest none-of-the-above crack!fic is probably No Puns, Please (http://1ightning.livejournal.com/94518.html) by 1ightning, Wherein John is a shepherd, Rodney is a sheep rustler, and nothing turns out quite as planned. (McShep, NC-17, AU)

Oh, and Crossroads has a crack!fic (http://sga.fictionresource.com/fic_index.php?tag=00265) tag as well.

_{Oops, I got beaten to the punch with the self-pimp while I was hunting down links. I almost forgot about my SGA fairy tale recs (http://debris-k.livejournal.com/tag/sga+fairy+tale+recs) - lots of crack-worthy material there, as well.}

[vacilicamalfoy.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I haven't had time to read everything yet, but the few I've started on are great! I'm so stupid though, I hadn't even realised Crossroads had a crack!tag!

[synekdokee.livejournal.com]

I think the difference between humour and crack is that humour fics can be just humouristic, but still "normal", whereas crackfics are, well. As though they were written on crack :D

I'm not big on crackfics, but there's one that I love to bits, where the boys are Girl Scout cookies (McShep): http://bitter-crimson.livejournal.com/577790.html

And also, the one where they're turkeys (AlsoMcShep): http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/680096.html

(There's also one where they're nebulas (again, McShep), though I'm not sure if it counts as crack because it's actually quite a beautiful ficlet, I'll try to dig it up for you tomorrow when it's not 3am and I'm not about to drop dead from sleepyness :P)

[vacilicamalfoy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! The cookie one is just hilarious, isn' t it?
Also it's the first time I read the turkey one, it's brilliant!

[dossier.livejournal.com]

I tag for critterfic (http://delicious.com/dossier1013/critterfic) (transformed or born that way), also inanimatefic (http://delicious.com/dossier1013/inanimatefic) where they are-you guessed it-things, transformed or inexplicable, and then there's just plain crack; (http://delicious.com/dossier1013/CRACK) a whopping 175 links which is a really broad catchall that could be just about anydamn thing, and a lot of crossover between the two other links, but not entirely.

I highly recommend thingswithwings 'But Where Would They Live' and 'The Dreams That You Dare To Dream' on the critterfic list.

[deceptivechasm.livejournal.com]

#2

http://wraithbait.cathandnick.com/viewstory.php?sid=6952

Summary: John Sheppard is missing and in his place is a german sheppard with hazel eyes and a cocky smirk.

Gen

And very cute.