John/Rodney Genderswap

[allectofromlj]

I'm looking for stories (preferably John/Rodney as the subject line says) where one of John or Rodney swaps genders -- based on an Ancient device, or a wish, or whatever. NOT Rule 63/always-a-girl, but rather stories where they are men (or dmab) and then something happens to change that. Thanks!

John has run in with shark while surfing or almost

[finlaure.livejournal.com]

HI, I know this will be a reallll stretch, but, does anyone know of any stories out there where John has a close call or gets bit by a shark while surfing. It is Shark Week on several cable channels so I have been watching sharks all week, all day. The story can be AU, while on leave or while Atlantis was on Earth. Or even an alien planet. I really don't want him to die in the story so please leave those out. Slash is great, self rec is good.