Inanimate Objects R Us (with bonus body parts... that sounds way more disturbing than it should)

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

After recently reading Off the Wall by sonadorita (in which the guys get turned into walls, McShep) I started to miss all the awesome, often crack-filled fics in which some or all of the team are either turned into inanimate objects, or AUs in which they just are those.

For example, there's thighholster's comic The Story of Why Ronon Is Super Awesome (AU, McShep), in which Rodney is a cup, John is gun, Teyla is a skirt and Ronon is a gun. There's also The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love [The Pix or it Didn't Happen Remix] by bitter_crimson, (AU pic-fic, McShep) in which John and Rodney are Girl Scout cookies, and rhymer23's ongoing pic-fic series The Long Road Home in which John and a Wraith (OMC George) are action figures.

I know I listed mostly comic or pic-fics, but pure text stories are also more than wanted (these were just easier for me to track down at a short notice).

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As a bonus, if anyone knows any guys/team-as-body-parts stories other than Puppetry of the Person by soraya2004 (in which, sometimes, John and Rodney can be dicks; McShep) I'd appreciate those as well.

Comments

[lavvyan.livejournal.com]

Wow. That was reeeeeaaally subtle. *awed*

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

*puts away the clue-by-four* You think so? I thought pouting would've been an overkill... not like I didn't try to re-friend that comm half a dozen times already... *hands you suitcases to go with the guilt trip*

[lavvyan.livejournal.com]

Heh. You know, I'm pretty immune to subtle. ;p