Possibly strange request

[qzee.livejournal.com]

I googled Chuck Norris recently and learned he once served in the United States Air Force before he became an actor. Which led to me thinking, "Hey I wonder if there are any fics in which John is compared to Chuck Norris?" Which led to a craving for SGA fics that mention Mr. Norris.

Maybe Mr. Norris comes to Atlantis. Maybe John is compared to him in the fic. Maybe John is a fan of his. Maybe Ronon discovers Chuck Norris films and is happy. Heck maybe there are even fics where the marines or someone make John Sheppard jokes/facts that are a lot like the Chuck Norris ones. So basically anything you can think of which has you going "hey John is like Chuck Norris in this" goes.

I checked the action/adventure tag as I thought it was the one most likely to have something similar to this but nothing caught my eyes. Hopefully all of you can help. Thank you.

Comments

[jenna_marianne]

Okay, so this is *not exactly* what you're looking for, but it's the closest I could find in my bookmarks.

The Good Guys by tielan: Leverage fusion/AU. gen. They're the good guys. Don't get on their bad side.
The Chuck Norris connection is *one line,* but it's a pretty awesome line: In the world Ronon works in, Chuck Norris doesn't check beneath his bed at night in case Teyla Emmagan is lurking there.

[qzee.livejournal.com]

thank you for pointing this out. Teyla (even in canon) is so badass she might make Chuck Norris nervous.

[shibela.livejournal.com]

It's not fic, but there is a thread of Stargate Related Chuck Norris Jokes (http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?78849-Stargate-related-Chuck-Norris-jokes) over at the GateWorld Forum -- they're amusing. ;)

[qzee.livejournal.com]

cool. I especially liked: Gravity is a myth, stuff stays in place cause Chuck Norris says so.

Enough that I'm tempted to get it printed on a shirt or something.

[shibela.livejournal.com]

Yep, liked that one, too... :D

I also liked "Personal shields were invented so the Ancients could feel a fraction as cool as Chuck Norris" because it made me think of Rodney & his cute bouncy happiness when he & John were testing out the personal shield as he's sing-songing "Invulnerable" with finger-action. :)

[shibela.livejournal.com]

Ha! I just re-read this because of a recent search & the author replied to my comment on the original rec thread - thought you might enjoy the story, as well.... "Boredom is the Root of All Evil (And Lorne is its Bitch)" (http://kho.cruel-kindness.net/words/sga/lorneisitsbitch.php) by kho. (No Pairings, & it's just a teeny mention of Chuck Norris during a game of "Who's Better")

[qzee.livejournal.com]

thank you for the link.

[shibela.livejournal.com]

I know it's much later, but maybe you're still interested in fic with Chuck Norris references? :)

I was trawling through undermistletoe while looking for a fic I thought was there (but wasn't), and noticed that there was a Chuck Norris challenge, wherein a quote of Chuck's was used in the fic, and I remembered your search.

There were 2 stories in SGA fandom (both McShep Pairing):

1) "Guns Don't Kill People, John Sheppard Kills People" (http://undermistletoe.livejournal.com/86042.html) by noelql
2) "Now and Finally" (http://lillyjk.livejournal.com/276900.html) by lillyjk