sgarecfinders | hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me, BASH me (Reply)

I've been wanting to post this search for a while, and now that've stumbled over

tarlanx's Mirror, Mirror On The Wall again I figure it's as good a time as any.

I'd like you to rec me some bashing fics. No, seriously. I'd prefer it wasn't Rodney who gets bashed, but other than that, anything goes.

...Well. I'd appreciate it if they weren't candidates for

badfic_quotes, at least. So far the only bashing fics I've found are the one above, which bashes Sam Carter quite nicely, and the one that bashes Elizabeth and puts Rodney in charge of Atlantis so he can rescue John. So you see, I'm in dire need of good recs.
TYK

_{ETA: I remembered to ask that when reccing Elizabeth bashing fics from this previous post prettyplease sort them out a bit for me, as I'm a spoiled brat and want to know exactly what kind of fic I'm getting into. Again, TYmorethanK.}

ETA2: Nevermind the brattiness, I'll take whatever I can get.