Prose in praise of Rodney's perky points

[winkatfireflies.livejournal.com]

Give me Nipple Fic or give me, uh, no, not death.  I'm kinky, not crazy.  Okay, just give me Nipple Fic.  That is the only option.  Rodney in his blue shirt has people walking into walls, unable to concentrate, plotting to turn the thermostat down, et cetera.  Usually, I'm a 95% McShep/5% McDex kind of woman, but I will open this request up to any slash pairing, threesome, or moresome. 

 

Everyone has an ass (except for The Boy With An Arse For A Face; he has two)

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Maybe this is a weird request, but are there any stories out there that focus on people being obsessed with someone's nipples or ass, where the object of obsession isn't Rodney McKay?

Angry Rodney

[jo-lee.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for any stories where someone who who isn't one of the enemy makes Rodney genuinely angry.

Also any stories where people get angry on his behalf.