stories that make you go, What?

[madwitch58.livejournal.com]

I am looking for the strangest most off the wall fic ever. I love the weird crack fic. . Some thing with a not in a 100000000 years pareing or a you have got to be kiding ending. The more out there the better. Thank you.

AU

[deceptivechasm.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for AU fics where they don't go to Atlantis.  I'm getting a bit tired of reading AU's where only either John or Rodney go, and  then later the other joins them. It is too weird for me to read those. So I want something where Atlantis(actual city... it can be the name of  a business though)/aliens/SGC aren't mentioned at all.

MCShep perferably, or Gen.

Quiet McKay

[jo-lee.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for any stories where Rodney is quiet and people gradually start to worry.  Bonus points if the whole expedition is effected by it and starts getting jumpy or something.  Not stories where he *can't* talk, just where he's not talking much.

wacky AUs

[beahorgana.livejournal.com]

Hi all!

I'm looking for AU mcshep fics where the boys are on earth and they have zany jobs (in the vein of moosebutthoney or Strangers on the Six Train), and hilarity and sexy times ensue. Thanks!

Dog's Breakfast Crossovers?

[margarks.livejournal.com]

Went through all the crossover tags and didn't see this request. I just read Patrick and the Flim-Flam man, so cute! and wanted to see if there were any other dog's breakfast/sga crossovers out there. I prefer john/patrick but any pairing is cool, I just love patrick :)

Thanks.

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[bex389.livejournal.com]

Hi there wonderful people

I've just watched Three Men and a Baby, and wondered if there's an SGA fic out there that's based on that movie?  Especially if Rodney's one of the guys and John's another. 

Also, I've requested this a few times, but no-one seems to have written it yet, unless very recently.  Is there an SGA version of Overboard that anyone's aware of?

Fingers crossed and many thanks in advance

Bxx