Audiofic and size queen

[outsidegalaxy.livejournal.com]

I have two requests.(Yeah, I'm a greedy little bastard)

1.Can anyone rec some good, long bottom Rodney audiofics? It can be kinky or non, just as long as Rodney's on the bottom.
2.*mumbles* any size queen Rodney fics? Please?

Het request (Don't stone me!)

[portiaeins.livejournal.com]

Hey gang, I almost always want either McShep or Gen, but (and I know it's unpopular) I also thought the McKeller romance was very sweet on the show. Of course I know that, after a period of happiness together, poor Jennifer has to die so that John can comfort his dearest friend (and secret love) Rodney.  "g"  Nevertheless, I would love to read some good McKeller fic, whether or not it ultimately ends up with John and Rodney getting together.  Is this bird too mythical or does such fic actually exist and can anyone point me in the right direction?

So, to repeat the above, anyone know of any good McKeller fic?  And thanks for not stoning me. :o)