The funniest story you ever read.

[hickman1937.livejournal.com]

I am so tired of being slowed down(flu to sinus infection to stopbeingawhiner) I need funny stories. Anyone? Please? I might have to go to bed soon but I will get back and thank you.

Thank You to everyone who took the time to find me good, funny stories. I'm saving this post. The rec list for when you're down and need a boost.

Comments

[outsideth3box.livejournal.com]

Here is a link to my Pick-Me-Up Rec List

Pick-Me-Up Rec List (http://outsideth3box.livejournal.com/45505.html)

Enjoy!

[hickman1937.livejournal.com]

Yhank you so much, It's going to take some time to read through this list. Again, thank you.

[imwithrebel.livejournal.com]

Here's one of my favorites:

The Law is an Ass (https://archiveofourown.org/works/2711396) by Derry667

Hope you feel better soon!

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

Hi, if you could tag your post that would be swell, you can do it here: Edit Tags (http://www.livejournal.com/edittags.bml?journal=sgagenrefinders&itemid=1059320). Thanks!

[scifigrl0.livejournal.com]

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do by Amireal http://wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=223&chapter=1

[cheetahliv.livejournal.com]

The King of Atlantis by Punk--never fails to make me laugh out loud! And the podfic is fantastic too. :)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3620

[that-which.livejournal.com]

Hot Potato (http://archiveofourown.org/works/90086)
Zelenka's Still (http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=2696)

Auburn is brilliant at farce.

[hickman1937.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I've never read this!

[hickman1937.livejournal.com]

Sorry. Again.

[hickman1937.livejournal.com]

Good story, thank you.

[hickman1937.livejournal.com]

LOL. love the story! Thanks.

[hickman1937.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm saving these for tomorrow when I have more time. Every time I start reading Auburn I end up re-reading all her stories.

Speranza

[(Anonymous)]

So much of her stuff has wit and happy, but I think this one is the funniest:
Amnesiac by Speranza
http://archiveofourown.org/works/122462

[phyllis-stine.livejournal.com]

I love this one - One leg at a time by Mallory Klohn

http://archiveofourown.org/users/malloryklohn/pseuds/Mallory%20Klohn/works?fandom_id=70

Hope you feel better soon :-)

[hickman1937.livejournal.com]

Thanks! The first time I read this story I laughed so hard that I woke people up. Then I lost it and forgot it. Saving it this time, thanks!

The funniest story you ever read.

[(Anonymous)]

Bang
by Glitterati
http://web.archive.org/web/20120111130933/http://glitterati.talkoncorners.net/fiction/bang.php

One of Those Days All Week
Mad_Maudlin
Summary: Rodney has a bad day. A bad day that's one hundred and sixty-eight hours long.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/54893

Title: Coup!
By rageprufrock
Summary: Rodney and Atlantis trade bodies and a fight for John's luv ensues. Rodney tries to figure out a way to get his body out while Atlantis finally figures out what a man can do.
Rating/warnings: R, because this is just wrong, wrong, wrong.
http://svmadelyn.livejournal.com/321001.html?thread=3919337#t3919337

Detox
by Jane St Clair
26 June 2005
Post-Siege
Summary: They couldn't run on stimulants and adrenaline forever.
http://stargateficrec.livejournal.com/1278524.html

Friendly Competition, by siegeofangels [The Return challenge]
Title: Friendly Competition
Author: siegeofangels
http://archiveofourown.org/works/196709

Dear John (WIP remix)
Mad_Maudlin
Summary:
After the events of "The Hive," Rodney write a letter.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/196654

Woobies of Woe
by AbylityMaren
Summary: Someone, long ago, put out a request for a kidfic. I being stupid, took a stab at it. Did I mention that I'm not a squishy kind of person. What has resulted is the anti-kidfic.

Wipeout
by Exploded Pen
id 3323103
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3323103/1/Wipeout

While You Were Out
by Mad Maudlin
Summary: The last thing John remembered was exploding.[G]
http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=12203

The SGC's Automated Phone System.
I should be shot for this. mardahin
No Pairing, Rating of G.
http://mardahin.dreamwidth.org/750579.html

Ordinary Life
by shalott and speranza
"You have a clapper?"
"Yes?" Rodney said again, expectantly.
https://slashworld.wordpress.com/2009/06/27/ordinary-life-by-shalott-and-speranza-nc-17/

Re: The funniest story you ever read.

[hickman1937.livejournal.com]

Thank you for these rec's. Tired now but thanks for the wealth of stories when I wake up.

missed link

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry. Just saw that I didn't list a link for this:

Woobies of Woe

http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=448

Penguins

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know if you will ever see this but perhaps someone in the future looking for a good time will.

A 2008 masterlist of Penguin fic -- I can't think anything happier:
Penguinfic: it's a genre...
http://thirdblindmouse.livejournal.com/84888.html

;) deconblus

[pfyre.livejournal.com]

negolith2 (http://negolith2.livejournal.com/)'s Kirkendorf's Tribe (http://negolith2.livejournal.com/24795.html)
Title: Kirkendorf's Tribe
Author: negolith2
Category: gen
Rating: R, for raunchy humor
Length: ~11,000 Total
Warnings: Two words, people: penis sheath

Summary: It was supposed to be a simple trade mission, until John realized he really needed to start paying more attention in pre-mission briefings. Headhunters, bonding rituals, sanspantsedness, and minor whump ensue.

Re: Penguins

[wanted-a-pony.livejournal.com]

OMGyis, Penguins = ♥ ♥ !!1!

Thanks very much for the rec-list link! :: gallops off to save in Mems ::

[wanted-a-pony.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha yes, I remember this a little! :-DDD Now I have to go re-read it for the details--thanks for reminding me. ♥

[wanted-a-pony.livejournal.com]

I can't help it--I have to add this hilariously cracked-out classic for posterity: "The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love [The Pix or It Didn't Happen Remix]" (http://bitter-crimson.livejournal.com/577790.html). (It is graphics-heavy, for people with slow connections.) bitter_crimson even made icons of ThinMint!John, Samoa!Rodney & their story (http://bitter-crimson.livejournal.com/577535.html) you can gak.

Srsly, if you can get through "The Epic Tale" without guffawing, snorting or awww-ing you'd better check your pulse: you might be dead. (Be sure to worship bitter_crimson with a comment while you're there. ;-)

[pfyre.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love love love this story. Anytime I need a laugh - I merely have to think of it and it makes me snicker. *G*

Funniest story...

[nlgatefan.livejournal.com]

These are a few of my personal favorites:

Hockey Night in Atlantis, by Canadian Snoopy
http://canadian-snoopy.livejournal.com/29018.html

Into the Woods by Greyias
http://sga-genficathon.livejournal.com/8856.html

Starting Over (In the Same Place) by pogrebin
http://pogrebin.livejournal.com/67215.html

Vegas by Martha Wilson (some sexual situations)
http://www.ltljverse.com/watergate/stories/vegas.htm

Zelenka's Still by Auburn
http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=2696

[hickman1937.livejournal.com]

I've never read it, thank you!

Re: Funniest story...

[hickman1937.livejournal.com]

Wow! More stories, thank you so much! Just read Into the Woods and laughed all over again. If Porter were alive he'd be laughing too.

[hickman1937.livejournal.com]

For some reason I never read this one. Thank you for reminding me to take a look.

[pfyre.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're in for a treat! Gawd, I would paid good money for this to have been filmed. (Joe Flanigan as Sheppard with a penis sheath! THUDDDDDDD!!!!!!.............)