sgarecfinders | Aliens Made Them Marry(AMTM)... (Reply)

So, I'm looking for stories where Sheppard and McKay are pushed into marriage(or an equivalent, like bonding) by the people of the Pegasus galaxy. The last request for this, that I could find, was in 2008 and there was only one rec that really fit the criteria there.
I'm mainly looking for two variants:

1. Sheppard and McKay are married without knowing it, and it's only later that they realize it(either by suddenly developing telepathy or by someone treating them as a married couple).

2. Sheppard and McKay are married, with their consent, so that they can trade, get out of a troublesome situation or satisfy some weird requirement of some alien people.

It doesn't have to be McShep, I'll take boh gen and slash. It would be interesting to read a situation in which the IOA or the SGC are questioning or making fun of the whole thing. And it doesn't have to be a big part of a story, even just one paragraph might satisfy my craving.

I know I've read a few at some point, but I can't remember which ones.

Help?