Naughty Owies

[snowglow1275.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for fics where something sex related necessitates seeing a doctor. I don't mean, like, they fall off the bed.  I mean, like, Rodney freaks because there's some blood the first time he enters John, or a blowjob leads to accidental aspiration of ejaculate, or Carson's inner doctor just has to make sure nothing's torn when Rodney is unusually sore afterward, or Elizabeth refuses to let John offworld until he sees a doctor because his throat sounds sore and she's worried about pathogens, or Radek eats something and Rodney has an allergic reaction after blowing/rimming him. Something where one or both of the parties involved go to Carson or Keller. This could involve coming out as well, or it could be that, as their doctor, they already know. Slash only please. No non-con. Thanks for any help!

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[broms-lullaby.livejournal.com]

I don't know any fics, but I have always wondered why Rodney never dies, as citric acid is a component of semen...

[danceswithgary]

That would be because he's not allergic to citric acid.

Symptoms of allergies to citrus fruits would appear when someone has eaten one or more of the following members of the citrus fruit family: clementine, grapefruit, kumquat, lemon, lime, mandarin, minneola, orange, prunello, tangerine, tangelo, UGLI fruit and satsuma. There is a misconception that it is the citric acid in citrus fruits that causes allergies, but it is proteins and substances specific to citrus fruit, and not the acid.

[michelel72.livejournal.com]

Citric acid intolerance seems to be a completely separate phenomenon from a citrus allergy. (Different, though related, chemical compounds, I think.) :)

[broms-lullaby.livejournal.com]

I see.

[broms-lullaby.livejournal.com]

Thanks for clearing that up.

[keenoled.livejournal.com]

Cool, I didn't know that! I was totally on the citric acid train.

[wapeci.livejournal.com]

Wow,it would suck if he was! No pun intended

[cynic2022.livejournal.com]

http://www.caffiends.net/viewstory.php?sid=468

Ways to Ruin Your Sex Life by Tzigane and Zaganthi

This one definitely fits, with the caveat that it's fairly extreme. (Summary from the website: "Visions of colostomy bags slammed against the back of his brain, and John puked again, sweating and desperate. Oh Fuck.")

http://www.chaps1870.com/alittlemisunderstanding.htm

A Little Misunderstanding by chaps1870

This one sorta fits but is mostly about the angst aspect and the medical visit isn't necessarily sex related, but kinda it is. (Summary from the website: "Rodney is falsely accused of raping Sheppard.")

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Wow, the valuable knowledge that porn brings. LOL

Rena-Spatz from Vienna/Austria

[(Anonymous)]

The Swimmingpool by Anne Isabelle
http://www.area52hkh.net/asa/aisabelle/swimpool.php
Rodney has blood sugar issues and becomes a hypoglycaemic shock after his first time and too much sex with John, so John had confess to Carson.

[snowglow1275.livejournal.com]

Thank you, these sound perfect!

Re: Rena-Spatz from Vienna/Austria

[snowglow1275.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[mirror-mirrin.livejournal.com]

Who says reading fan fiction isn't educational!