Rodney/ZPM

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

To-day someone said something to make me think of Rodney doing himself with a ZPM and now I can't get the image out of my head. I'm looking for any stories where Rodney fucks himself with/on a ZPM.

I'd prefer masturbation fics, though it's equally excellent if someone is watching Rodney do this, instructing him, etc. However, fics where someone else is more actively doing Rodney with a ZPM would also be welcome. Either way, I'm open to any pairings (or the absence thereof).

Comments

Wow!

[(Anonymous)]

you know, I've kind of wondered about that too? Rodney is way to obsessed with them, and it does make the mind go to strange places. particularly considering how phallic shaped a zpm is anyway.

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

:D :D I really hope someone out there has written it! My writing muse is too dead or maybe I'd attempt to do it some justice myself. But, yes! ZPMs are SO phallic. And Rodney gets so incredibly excited over them. This seems like the logical next step. XD

[thriftstoredesk.livejournal.com]

Here's a McShep involving the ZPM and sex. They don't use it, per se, but much dirty talk is involved revolving around the ZPM. chelle's A Many Splendored Thing (http://chelle.slashcity.org/atlantis/splendored.shtml).

[lavvyan.livejournal.com]

But. But a ZPM is huge and pointy and, and! D:

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

At first I thought they were possibly too big, but then I looked up a picture of one to refresh my memory, and I'm pretty sure it's about the size of some very large dongs I've seen. If it were too big, then there's always the opportunity for Rodney to get it on with a mini-ZPM. (As show up in some fics, for example Transcendental by astolat, as tallihenia reminded me.)

As for the pointy part, that definitely occurred to me also, but if layering a lot of condoms on there wouldn't provide enough protection from sharp edges, I'm sure Rodney could engineer a solution. (Perhaps a cap of some kind.)

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

:D :D Even though not quite what I was looking for (and alas, I fear I may be out of luck there), still extremely relevant to my interests! Thanks so much.

Especially, hee:

John was so ready Rodney could probably fuck him with the ZPM. Which Rodney would no doubt be happy to do, except it was too big.

Oh Rodney! I have faith in you! You could figure something out! It just takes perseverance and maybe some ingenuity.

[chevron17.livejournal.com]

If the actual ZPM's are too big, I'm certain I could see Rodney coming up with a nice dildo-sized reproduction. All he'd need to do was carve a nice mold, fill it with some nice orangy-yellow silicone, and he'd be set. Rodney's very good with his hands, after all! :-)

Or, maybe John gets Zelenka to make one for him to give to Rodney as a present. After all, we know that Zelenka is deeply kinky beneath that calm, steady, Czech scientist exterior. :-) Miko would probably help - she is a big Rodney fan. And besides, seeing to it that Rodney has regular orgasms has substantial benefit for the whole science team!

[badwolf36.livejournal.com]

That sounds like it needs to be written. Go for it!