Sheppard gets stitches

[pacificngal.livejournal.com]

Hello!  Can anyone recommend stories involving Sheppard requiring/getting stitches...a lot or just one. ;.)

Thank you!

Wacky Pegasus Hijinks

[sara-wolf.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for fics involving the surreal side of the Pegasus galaxy: a plant that tries to eat the botanists, animals getting loose in the city, an Ancient device makes everyone speak in haiku, that kind of thing.

I'm also looking for fics that deal with everyone being back on Earth during "The Return".

Thank you.