Rodney made into a god, Lego fic

[busaikko]

Okay, two totally random crack ideas that I cannot stop wanting. First, fics where Rodney is made into an actual god (of anything, I am not particular). Second, fics where the characters are Lego guys (yellow and with molded plastic hair); or fics where human characters represent themselves with Legos, including Lego video games. Gen, het, slash, any ratings and any warnings okay.