Looking for fics where our boys are suffering from food poisoning

[raging-pancake.livejournal.com]

First of all, I'm gonna apologize if the tags are screwy on this one because I'm posting on my phone, but I'm trying to get this right.

I'm looking for fics where either John or Rodney are suffering from food poisoning. It can be a team thing where it's a problem for them all, as long as Rodney or John is also suffering from it!

Gen, slash or het is all acceptable! Thanks in advance!

Movie-inspired McShep

[caelith.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for any McShep fics either based on the movie Cruel Intentions, or along a similar premiss.

Thank you if you can help x

Few requests

[prlrocks.livejournal.com]

I've been watching Queer as Folk so now I'm really craving a fic where either:

1) canon John/Rodney spend time at a gay club/in the gay scene because they are able to be more open there or whatever. I'd prefer if they were already a couple, but them hooking up later is cool too.

2) Rodney knows John is gay and goes to a gay club with him as support and ends up realizing him just might be interested.

Also craving an out right romantic fic, where the guys try to show their love for one another in some way.

Or maybe a fic where they are first together and are trying to figure out what kind of interaction (romantic, casual, etc) is good for them now that they are together.

Oh and totally unrelated, but fic where John's family finds out what he's been doing at Atlantis. Pref Mcshep.

Thank you ahead of time!!!