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you know, the one where they're socks, ice cubes, snack cakes, lamp cords, surge protectors, tactical vests and gun and holster, Christmas crackers, peas and ketchup, beanie babies (sadly f-locked), and a brick?

Also closely related, the adventures of knitted puppets and action figures! (for reference, the entire list is HERE.)

Any more? :)

eta: mercury973 pointed out bitter_crimson's The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love

ratcreature brought the gingerbread one with art, by permetaform, That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles, as well as pointing me to the unflocked version of beanie!shep,


Sorry about the lack of tags: I looked through them and absolutely couldn't figure out what the structure for them is or what would apply.