Boas need love too

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Hi all!  I've just finished watching the awesomely craptastic Boa Vs. Python (OMG...SO BAD and yet SO GOOD!)  and now I would really, really like to read some Emmett/Shep porn.  Does such a wonder exist?  I know there's a wole world of Hewligan out there, but are there many/any where Hewligan gets it's clammy hands on a Stargate?

I'm thinking the expedition needs some help from the world's number one Herpetologist and civilian BUD Model...they whisk him out to Pegasus...porn happens...he leaves...and then maybe Rodney does a little comforting...or something.  I dunno...but I can't be the only person to think this is a good idea, right?!

Help me, red hot smut fans!