mock!aliens made them do it

[carsinya.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for fics where the team has to pretend to have sex; making noises and faking it. SGA/SG-1 crossovers are fine, my only requirement is that Sheppard and McKay are both in it. There can be others, too, though.

Comments

[atthesockhop.livejournal.com]

I think this is faking it in a slightly different sense than you mean, but it's pretty hilarious: The Birds and the Bees and the Bats and the Robots (http://iibnf.livejournal.com/1228504.html)

[stellarluna35.livejournal.com]

In Magus Minor's Teamwork (http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=3562&chapter=1), their AU team goes to the "Married Planet" and have to pretend to have sex, which turns real for their other two teammates.

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

I had to have this one searched, as it was hidden in the Fakeout Makeout Commentfic Fest! (http://siegeofangels.livejournal.com/383539.html) - chaya's fake and not-so-fake two part kissing entry (http://siegeofangels.livejournal.com/383539.html?thread=1003571#t1003571), in which John and Rodney fake kissing fairly regularly when needed, and one time Ronon decides to use the tactic as well, and Rodney/Ronon kissage ensues.

[cerrad.livejournal.com]

Thanks to sgastoryfinders:

Red Light on a Wedding Night (http://raisintorte.livejournal.com/117682.html)